000 » my heart isn't beating

[royalist]

TFLN OVERFLOW.

for will at royalist.

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[glodell]

Yes, but

You seem much less sincere about it.

[ kind of like him. glodell's always careful to call him 'lord louis' to his face and when speaking with his more ardent followers, but they sure haven't been referring to him by any kind of title in this conversation. ]

And a lot less desperate.

[royalist]

[ that's interesting... maybe a bit concerning. maybe he needs to sound more sincere about it.

he'd press glodell on this more if he wasn't generally concerned about keeping some degree of secrecy around his real intentions. ]

Do you want to ride Louis's dick?

[glodell]

Stop phrasing it like that, I don't think you're grasping the nuance of it.

[ the nuance of dickriding... ]

[royalist]

What nuance?

[ so complicated... ]

[glodell]

I mean, it's both a literal physical act and a derogatory way of describing someone who's desperately trying to suck up to the owner of the dick in question.

[royalist]

[ wooowww, big words!! ]

You're so eloquent, Glodell... You should debate Julian!

[ this is despite the fact that will debated both glodell and julian and humiliated both of them in public somehow... this little airheaded thing he does is so bratty. at the same time, somehow it's hard to tell whether will is actually an airhead or if it's just an act he puts on. (it's at least 50% genuine. wowww, glodell uses big words sometimes!) ]

No, I understand your concern, but that is what I mean.

Do you find Louis attractive?

[glodell]

Oh, shut up, I went to school, of course I know words. Don't patronise me.

[ he's like, a nerd who publicly rebranded himself as a tough punk. ]

If that was your question you could have just asked that in the first place. [ without bringing the brownnoser implications into it. ] Anyway, what the hell do you care?

[royalist]

Sorry, I know I sound mean. But it is kind of rare, you know? Even Strohl didn't go to an actual school.

[ he had a private tutor instead, but... ]

You know who Strohl is, right? My friend, the clemar with the sword...

Anyway, I want to know what kind of person you'd be interested in! Maybe I know someone who would fit the bill.

Junah keeps asking me what my "type" is and I don't even know what to tell her...

[glodell]

It's not that rare everywhere, it just depends on where you live.

[ and how much money you have and what tribe you're a part of. fortunately he's privileged in all ways except physically!!! ]

Ugh. Pass, I don't need you trying to set me up.

[ also his feelings about louis's dick are complicated. he would suck it while being secretly angry the whole time because he fucking hates him. ]

[royalist]

Do you care about gender? Age? Tribe?

[glodell]

What part of 'pass' don't you understand???

[royalist]

Sometimes being insufferably overpersistent is the secret to success!

[glodell]

I hope Zorba kills you.

[royalist]

Don't you think he's actually rather pretty?

[glodell]

Oh my god.

All right, well, I can at least tell you that HE is definitely NOT my type.

[ but sure, he GUESSES he's pretty, until he opens his mouth or poses with a corpse. still not his thing though. ]

[royalist]

[ this was a trap. eloquence 1000 ]

So it's a no to Zorba, maybe to Louis...

How about Basilio?

[glodell]

Are you just going to list everyone we both know??

[ also louis IS a maybe but HE NEVER SAID THAT!!! rude

anyway this one he actually pauses at because he would in fact totally date basilio if he thought he was interested and wouldn't be a jerk to him but he clearly isn't so this is a moot point!!!!!

rggghh ]

He's fine, I guess.

[royalist]

He's really nice and he's pretty handsome, right?

[ will is feeling so smug right now. look at him... bullying glodell into a conversation...! ]

If Fidelio weren't always reminding him to be a little mean to everyone, I think he'd be even nicer, too.

Hmm, I feel like I've learned more about you...

[glodell]

[ he's hot and his cooking is really good and his ears are kind of like hector's but not in a weird way— ]

I didn't say any of that, fuck off!!!

[royalist]

[ THAT'S THE SECRET?? THE EARS???

of course... of course it would be the ears... ]

But I'm not wrong, right?

[glodell]

[ GOD ]

I'm not discussing this and you will not say a word about it to him if you know what's good for you!!

[ DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SHIT HE'D GET FOR IT??? ]

[royalist]

I won't, I promise!

I can keep lots of secrets!

[ like the fact that he's here to spy on louis OOPS... but no one ever said he can't have fun doing it!! ]

[glodell]

Well, this had better stay one of them.

[royalist]

I promise it will. Pinky swear.

[ follower rank... whatever this is...!!! ]

[glodell]

Yeah, that really doesn't work over text.