000 » my heart isn't beating

[royalist]

TFLN OVERFLOW.

for will at royalist.

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[glodell]

[ he's hot and his cooking is really good and his ears are kind of like hector's but not in a weird way— ]

I didn't say any of that, fuck off!!!

[royalist]

[ THAT'S THE SECRET?? THE EARS???

of course... of course it would be the ears... ]

But I'm not wrong, right?

[glodell]

[ GOD ]

I'm not discussing this and you will not say a word about it to him if you know what's good for you!!

[ DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SHIT HE'D GET FOR IT??? ]

[royalist]

I won't, I promise!

I can keep lots of secrets!

[ like the fact that he's here to spy on louis OOPS... but no one ever said he can't have fun doing it!! ]

[glodell]

Well, this had better stay one of them.

[royalist]

I promise it will. Pinky swear.

[ follower rank... whatever this is...!!! ]

[glodell]

Yeah, that really doesn't work over text.

[royalist]

🤝

[glodell]

[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]

Ugh, fine.

🤝

[ ONLY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T TRUST THAT YOU WON'T SAY LATER THAT THE DEAL IS INVALID IF HE DIDN'T RESPOND TO CONFIRM IT!!!!!!! ]

[royalist]

[ cute...

this entire follower bond is just going to be will bullying glodell into increasingly childish gestures of friendship!!!

...until he bombs a date with basilio that will set up for him or something. that's out of his hands at that point. ]