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[royalist]

TFLN OVERFLOW.

for will at royalist.

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[royalist]

Do you care about gender? Age? Tribe?

[glodell]

What part of 'pass' don't you understand???

[royalist]

Sometimes being insufferably overpersistent is the secret to success!

[glodell]

I hope Zorba kills you.

[royalist]

Don't you think he's actually rather pretty?

[glodell]

Oh my god.

All right, well, I can at least tell you that HE is definitely NOT my type.

[ but sure, he GUESSES he's pretty, until he opens his mouth or poses with a corpse. still not his thing though. ]

[royalist]

[ this was a trap. eloquence 1000 ]

So it's a no to Zorba, maybe to Louis...

How about Basilio?

[glodell]

Are you just going to list everyone we both know??

[ also louis IS a maybe but HE NEVER SAID THAT!!! rude

anyway this one he actually pauses at because he would in fact totally date basilio if he thought he was interested and wouldn't be a jerk to him but he clearly isn't so this is a moot point!!!!!

rggghh ]

He's fine, I guess.

[royalist]

He's really nice and he's pretty handsome, right?

[ will is feeling so smug right now. look at him... bullying glodell into a conversation...! ]

If Fidelio weren't always reminding him to be a little mean to everyone, I think he'd be even nicer, too.

Hmm, I feel like I've learned more about you...

[glodell]

[ he's hot and his cooking is really good and his ears are kind of like hector's but not in a weird way— ]

I didn't say any of that, fuck off!!!

[royalist]

[ THAT'S THE SECRET?? THE EARS???

of course... of course it would be the ears... ]

But I'm not wrong, right?

[glodell]

[ GOD ]

I'm not discussing this and you will not say a word about it to him if you know what's good for you!!

[ DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SHIT HE'D GET FOR IT??? ]

[royalist]

I won't, I promise!

I can keep lots of secrets!

[ like the fact that he's here to spy on louis OOPS... but no one ever said he can't have fun doing it!! ]

[glodell]

Well, this had better stay one of them.

[royalist]

I promise it will. Pinky swear.

[ follower rank... whatever this is...!!! ]

[glodell]

Yeah, that really doesn't work over text.

[royalist]

🤝

[glodell]

[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]

Ugh, fine.

🤝

[ ONLY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T TRUST THAT YOU WON'T SAY LATER THAT THE DEAL IS INVALID IF HE DIDN'T RESPOND TO CONFIRM IT!!!!!!! ]

[royalist]

[ cute...

this entire follower bond is just going to be will bullying glodell into increasingly childish gestures of friendship!!!

...until he bombs a date with basilio that will set up for him or something. that's out of his hands at that point. ]