I mean, it's both a literal physical act and a derogatory way of describing someone who's desperately trying to suck up to the owner of the dick in question.
You're so eloquent, Glodell... You should debate Julian!
[ this is despite the fact that will debated both glodell and julian and humiliated both of them in public somehow... this little airheaded thing he does is so bratty. at the same time, somehow it's hard to tell whether will is actually an airhead or if it's just an act he puts on. (it's at least 50% genuine. wowww, glodell uses big words sometimes!) ]
No, I understand your concern, but that is what I mean.
Oh, shut up, I went to school, of course I know words. Don't patronise me.
[ he's like, a nerd who publicly rebranded himself as a tough punk. ]
If that was your question you could have just asked that in the first place. [ without bringing the brownnoser implications into it. ] Anyway, what the hell do you care?
Are you just going to list everyone we both know??
[ also louis IS a maybe but HE NEVER SAID THAT!!! rude
anyway this one he actually pauses at because he would in fact totally date basilio if he thought he was interested and wouldn't be a jerk to him but he clearly isn't so this is a moot point!!!!!
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You're so eloquent, Glodell... You should debate Julian!
[ this is despite the fact that will debated both glodell and julian and humiliated both of them in public somehow... this little airheaded thing he does is so bratty. at the same time, somehow it's hard to tell whether will is actually an airhead or if it's just an act he puts on. (it's at least 50% genuine. wowww, glodell uses big words sometimes!) ]
No, I understand your concern, but that is what I mean.
Do you find Louis attractive?
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[ he's like, a nerd who publicly rebranded himself as a tough punk. ]
If that was your question you could have just asked that in the first place. [ without bringing the brownnoser implications into it. ] Anyway, what the hell do you care?
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[ he had a private tutor instead, but... ]
You know who Strohl is, right? My friend, the clemar with the sword...
Anyway, I want to know what kind of person you'd be interested in! Maybe I know someone who would fit the bill.
Junah keeps asking me what my "type" is and I don't even know what to tell her...
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[ and how much money you have and what tribe you're a part of. fortunately he's privileged in all ways except physically!!! ]
Ugh. Pass, I don't need you trying to set me up.
[ also his feelings about louis's dick are complicated. he would suck it while being secretly angry the whole time because he fucking hates him. ]
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All right, well, I can at least tell you that HE is definitely NOT my type.
[ but sure, he GUESSES he's pretty, until he opens his mouth or poses with a corpse. still not his thing though. ]
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So it's a no to Zorba, maybe to Louis...
How about Basilio?
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[ also louis IS a maybe but HE NEVER SAID THAT!!! rude
anyway this one he actually pauses at because he would in fact totally date basilio if he thought he was interested and wouldn't be a jerk to him but he clearly isn't so this is a moot point!!!!!
rggghh ]
He's fine, I guess.
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[ will is feeling so smug right now. look at him... bullying glodell into a conversation...! ]
If Fidelio weren't always reminding him to be a little mean to everyone, I think he'd be even nicer, too.
Hmm, I feel like I've learned more about you...
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I didn't say any of that, fuck off!!!
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of course... of course it would be the ears... ]
But I'm not wrong, right?
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I'm not discussing this and you will not say a word about it to him if you know what's good for you!!
[ DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SHIT HE'D GET FOR IT??? ]
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I can keep lots of secrets!
[ like the fact that he's here to spy on louis OOPS... but no one ever said he can't have fun doing it!! ]
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[ follower rank... whatever this is...!!! ]
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Ugh, fine.
🤝
[ ONLY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T TRUST THAT YOU WON'T SAY LATER THAT THE DEAL IS INVALID IF HE DIDN'T RESPOND TO CONFIRM IT!!!!!!! ]
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this entire follower bond is just going to be will bullying glodell into increasingly childish gestures of friendship!!!
...until he bombs a date with basilio that will set up for him or something. that's out of his hands at that point. ]