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[royalist]

TFLN OVERFLOW.

for will at royalist.

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@fidelio

[royalist]

( before overflow! )

Only a little bit...

It wasn't very hard...

[ 😈 ]

[fidelio]

hmph.

well. i'm not giving you access to my ears for free just because bas did.
you're insane if you think you can convince me otherwise.

[royalist]

Hmmm...

Would I be insane if I offered you front-row tickets to Junah's next show?

[fidelio]

yeah, because she'd give us some anyway if we asked.

unless you're saying you'd box me out just for a touch.

[royalist]

Haha! I can't think of anything else you'd want.

Is there anything you need?

If there isn't... you're a lucky man.

[fidelio]

dunno. i feel like i have everything i want.

so i guess i could give you what you want. at least once.

[royalist]

Really?

Really really?

[fidelio]

don't make me regret this.

[royalist]

I'll be very quiet and I won't bother you at all!

[fidelio]

i doubt you'll be quiet at all.

and if you tell a soul about this, i'll have to punish you in the worst way possible.

[royalist]

Like... with Hulkenberg's cooking?

[fidelio]

no.

i'll get louis involved.

[royalist]

[ noooo!! not beautiful louis... beautiful, scary louis... ]

Please don't...

I promise, I won't say a word! Just a few rubs... a few fluffy rubs...

[fidelio]

[ he's going to cockblock you, will. ]

that's what i thought.

fine. you can have a few rubs after you finish your meal, before lady junah arrives.

[royalist]

!!!

yessss!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!

Don't worry, I'll put my hands behind my back as soon as we hear her coming. She'll never know!

[ she must never know... of the fluffy, fuzzy ear rubs...!!!! ]

You're the best, Fidelio!

[fidelio]

yeah yeah, i know i am.

you're still going to eat your meal and i'm going to make sure you eat your greens before anything else.

and then we'll make sure your hands are properly washed too.

[royalist]

I'm not that bad... of course I wash my hands...

Have I seemed like I haven't washed my hands recently...?

[ he does kind of have a habit of getting his clothes dirty one way or another, though... ]

[fidelio]

it's just a reminder. don't get offended. otherwise i have to go through the entire song and dance of cleaning every part of my head and face you touch.

[royalist]

No, I'm not offended... just worried...

What if Louis thinks I'm dirty...?

But I'll be clean before I touch you, I promise! No extra showers needed!