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[royalist]

TFLN OVERFLOW.

for will at royalist.

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[royalist]

Like... with Hulkenberg's cooking?

[fidelio]

no.

i'll get louis involved.

[royalist]

[ noooo!! not beautiful louis... beautiful, scary louis... ]

Please don't...

I promise, I won't say a word! Just a few rubs... a few fluffy rubs...

[fidelio]

[ he's going to cockblock you, will. ]

that's what i thought.

fine. you can have a few rubs after you finish your meal, before lady junah arrives.

[royalist]

!!!

yessss!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!

Don't worry, I'll put my hands behind my back as soon as we hear her coming. She'll never know!

[ she must never know... of the fluffy, fuzzy ear rubs...!!!! ]

You're the best, Fidelio!

[fidelio]

yeah yeah, i know i am.

you're still going to eat your meal and i'm going to make sure you eat your greens before anything else.

and then we'll make sure your hands are properly washed too.

[royalist]

I'm not that bad... of course I wash my hands...

Have I seemed like I haven't washed my hands recently...?

[ he does kind of have a habit of getting his clothes dirty one way or another, though... ]

[fidelio]

it's just a reminder. don't get offended. otherwise i have to go through the entire song and dance of cleaning every part of my head and face you touch.

[royalist]

No, I'm not offended... just worried...

What if Louis thinks I'm dirty...?

But I'll be clean before I touch you, I promise! No extra showers needed!