[ that is definitely the most any other character has ever thought about glodell in a tag
but of course he has no idea about any of what will is thinking; he always assumes he's out to get him, and he reads that message in the most mocking tone possible. ]
Think me incapable of keeping a cool head, do you?
Fine. Yes. That is precisely what I'll do, and you won't enjoy a minute of it.
[ LOOK sometimes the introspection is for myself and no one else...
the answer to "does will think glodell is incapable of keeping a cool head" is 100% yes. he's almost certain that even if he keeps his mouth shut, heismay is going to call him a pinhead or something, and then glodell's going to start barking at everything in his vicinity again. but. ]
[ lmfao no i feel you every one of my fidelio tags has like five paragraphs of introspection in the brackets
anyway, for all his flaws, glodell is fairly self-aware. at least enough so that he does in fact also highly doubt that he would be able to keep his temper under control unless louis was looking right at him. so fuck it, if will's going to manage to find enjoyment in this either way, he'll just take the easy route and be true to his angry jerk self. ]
[ he doesn't fucking know what he's doing anymore honestly, he's been lost ever since that 'endearing' remark. ]
I'm not making an ACTIVE EFFORT to do anything to you.
[ that's pretty much always been true, actually, which is part of why it pisses him off so much that he keeps getting dragged through the mud worse than anyone else. ]
I just don't want to do anything that pleases you at my own expense.
[ and refraining from expressing his petty rage would be a sacrifice. ]
[ squints as he reads through the ingredients like he's half expecting there to be something in here that will combine horribly with the other flavours, but... he guesses it doesn't look like a prank..... ]
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but of course he has no idea about any of what will is thinking; he always assumes he's out to get him, and he reads that message in the most mocking tone possible. ]
Think me incapable of keeping a cool head, do you?
Fine. Yes. That is precisely what I'll do, and you won't enjoy a minute of it.
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the answer to "does will think glodell is incapable of keeping a cool head" is 100% yes. he's almost certain that even if he keeps his mouth shut, heismay is going to call him a pinhead or something, and then glodell's going to start barking at everything in his vicinity again. but. ]
No, no, I'd enjoy that a lot.
Do your best, Glodell!
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anyway, for all his flaws, glodell is fairly self-aware. at least enough so that he does in fact also highly doubt that he would be able to keep his temper under control unless louis was looking right at him. so fuck it, if will's going to manage to find enjoyment in this either way, he'll just take the easy route and be true to his angry jerk self. ]
???
Well, in that case, I change my mind.
Suffer and be endeared.
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I don't really think that you can.
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I'm not making an ACTIVE EFFORT to do anything to you.
[ that's pretty much always been true, actually, which is part of why it pisses him off so much that he keeps getting dragged through the mud worse than anyone else. ]
I just don't want to do anything that pleases you at my own expense.
[ and refraining from expressing his petty rage would be a sacrifice. ]
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Isn't this fun?
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I happened to not have anything else going on tonight is all.
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I don't go looking for that every night!
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Just have a quiet night on your runner and pet Hector, then. Maybe read a few books?
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Would you like a recipe for a warm drink?
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It's based off a recipe for buttered rum, but I substitute the rum for apple cider since I can't have alcohol at taverns.
Drinking it hot, with a book in your lap... It's pure bliss.
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Yes, I got that part, but why? You just suddenly decided to care about my having a pleasant evening?
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I want everyone to have a pleasant evening.
Unless they've done something really bad.
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[ ... ]
What's the recipe?
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maybe he takes cooking really seriously?? he's actually very diligent about writing it all out. ]
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All right, I might give it a try sometime.
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I'll see if anyone I know knows how to cook for a dog.
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(though he will once he gets around to buying some cider, because frankly it sounds delightful.) ]
You do know you're not going to win me over with these little gestures, if that's your angle.
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I just think it'd be nice if you had a cozy night in with your dog.
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and eventually just gives up and leaves him on read ]
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later on he'll send glodell a random photo of a dog wearing a scarf. you know. for inspiration??
but he doesn't bother glodell again for the rest of the night otherwise. phew! ]