000 » my heart isn't beating

[royalist]

TFLN OVERFLOW.

for will at royalist.

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[luciferi]

I may take such requests into consideration. I am a rather capable and noble seducer, after all.

[royalist]

So, I was thinking that I want to see you come to me straight from the bath, still dripping with water... Your skin would look so perfect...

And then you'd crawl on top of me, and push me down...

...But then I worry you'll get cold. Maybe we should use magic to warm you up?

[luciferi]

Do I need magic to warm me? You would be plenty.

[royalist]

[ ...

guess who's just been wildly, wildly won over by his husband? ]

Louis...

Louis, I love you soooooo much!

[luciferi]

[ what is Will suddenly getting all sentimental about? did he say something to favor this sort of reaction? what was it? moments like these make him think he could use such a strategy again, if he could only pinpoint what in Euchronia he said to get this outcome. ]

Then I take it you have no objection. You can pick the bath salt.

[royalist]

[ the way that louis treats seduction like a war he has to win is always so hilarious. ]

Please use "The Prince's Serene Embrace."

[ the way that will is going to make him use his own fangirl-branded bath salts is quite possibly funnier.

(brigitta paid that woman a visit to facilitate the formal — and forceful — acquisition of her product, given that she was at that point using the king's name and likeness to sell bath salts. but... the salts had by then become so popular that will decided to just continue production of them...) ]

[luciferi]

[ there are times he understands Will completely, and others, such as times like this, where he feels like they could be leagues away. it's good in many ways, he's intrigued, even by something this small. ]

You've already given this thought, haven't you? This little fantasy of yours.

[royalist]

Of course. I give all my fantasies about you a lot of thought.

[ you can't even imagine how much sex with you he's envisioned, louis!!! ]

[luciferi]

[ they have so much sex how much more sex could he envision. ]

All the time?

[royalist]

Every hour, every minute, every day.

I'm already dreaming of how soft your skin will be, how good you'll smell...

[luciferi]

[ to be small and so very horny. how does Will contain all of that horny? where does he put it? ]

I'm satisfied that I take up so much of your attention during the day. You'll have to tell me of your daily fantasies more often.

[royalist]

[ the horniness goes under his headband. now that he has no headband, it all just comes flowing out. ]

You like it when I think only about you, don't you?

Sometimes you act like you're fighting a war against everything else that might grab my attention. And whenever you win, you seem so pleased with yourself.

[luciferi]

I cherish every victory. The battle for the trenches of your heart is no exception, my king.

[royalist]

[ ?!?!?!!?

he's incredibly tempted to write "Louis, I love you soooooo much!" again ]

Louis...

You're being so romantic today...

My heart feels so tight in my chest...!

[luciferi]

[ did he figure it out? perhaps partly. maybe. kinda. ]

Do not tempt me with the knowledge that your consort can seduce you with a few hearted words, I am a nefarious one. I could take advantage of such a thing.

[royalist]

My scheming, immoral king consort...

You already seduce me all the time. I'm just... oh, I'm all in a tizzy right now...

How will you take advantage of it? Will you seduce me away from your scheme to usurp me?

[luciferi]

Perhaps I'd seduce you from the throne entirely, and we can take an adventure across the sea. There would be sights to see, ones far from the shores of Euchronia.

They would call my betrayal, but we'd both know the truth.

[royalist]

Oh, no, that's a very seductive thought... We'd have so much fun together...

I wouldn't leave without a word! I'd at least leave everyone a note saying that we went on honeymoon...

[ note: about the fifth honeymoon since they've gotten married ]